{"product_id":"lambda-soldier-hawaii-slate-coaster","title":"Lambda Soldier Hawaii — Slate Coaster","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"margin: 0 0 22px; padding: 18px; border: 1px solid #d7d7d7; border-radius: 12px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003eBUILD YOUR LOADOUT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n    Choose any 4 Gaming Coasters for $24.\u003cbr\u003e\n    \u003csmall\u003eMix and match. Discount applied automatically in your cart.\u003c\/small\u003e\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/coasters-gaming\" style=\"display: block; box-sizing: border-box; width: 100%; padding: 14px 20px; border-radius: 999px; background: #111111; color: #ffffff; text-decoration: none; font-weight: 700; letter-spacing: 0.04em;\"\u003e\n    CHOOSE YOUR COASTERS\n  \u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHe waited. He trained. He apparently also learned the hula.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAfter years of standing ready for his next assignment, the Lambda Soldier has finally deployed—to the side of an erupting Hawaiian volcano.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHEV suit intact. Crowbar still in hand. Flower lei secured. Grass skirt operational. And yes, that is a carefully placed \u003cstrong\u003e3\u003c\/strong\u003e beside him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLambda Soldier: Hawaiian Deployment\u003c\/strong\u003e is a permanently laser-engraved natural slate coaster created for gamers who understand the joke—and for everyone who has been waiting far too long to hear what happens next.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEqual parts tribute, tropical fever dream, and functional desk protection, it belongs beside your keyboard, on the gaming shelf, or wherever refreshments are served between resonance cascades.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• One 4 × 4-inch natural black slate coaster\u003cbr\u003e• Permanently laser engraved\u003cbr\u003e• Protective water-resistant finish\u003cbr\u003e• Four rubber feet for grip and surface protection\u003cbr\u003e• Handcrafted in Florida by TeslaForge\u003cbr\u003e• Natural slate texture and edges vary slightly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBUILD YOUR LOADOUT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePurchase this design individually for $7, or mix and match any four Gaming Coasters for $24.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose your favorites. Build the set that belongs at your table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWipe clean with a soft, damp cloth and mild soap, then dry thoroughly. Do not soak or place in the dishwasher. Avoid abrasive cleaners and scrubbing pads. Natural slate is durable but may chip if dropped or struck against a hard surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe next chapter may take a while. Your drink doesn’t have to.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHandcrafted in Florida by TeslaForge LLC\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TeslaForge","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58279966114095,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0988\/7344\/2607\/files\/Lambda_Hawaii.jpg?v=1785709484","url":"https:\/\/shop.teslaforge.com\/products\/lambda-soldier-hawaii-slate-coaster","provider":"TeslaForge","version":"1.0","type":"link"}